Moto Guzzi Club of Queensland Forum

> > Irish Justice !!
> >
> > Mick and Paul fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. All
> > together they had a staggering 50 cents between them. Mick said 'hang
> > on I have got an idea' he went next door to the butchers shop and came
> > out with one large sausage.
> > Paul: Are you crazy? Now we haven't got any money left at all!
> >
> > Mick: Don't worry - just follow me - and went into the next pub where he
> > immediately ordered two pints and two large Jack Daniel's.
> >
> > Paul: Now you have lost it - do you know how much trouble we will
> > be in we haven't got any money!!
> >
> > Mick: Don't worry - I have got a plan - Cheers!
> > So they had their drinks.
> >
> > Mick said ' Ok, I will now stick the sausage through my zip you
> > will go on your knees and put it in your mouth. Said and done -
> >
> > the landlord noticed it - went berserk and threw them out. They
> > continued this, pub after pub after pub, getting more and more drunk -
> > all for free.
> >
> > At the 10th pub Paul said 'Mate I don't think I can continue this any
> > longer I'm pissed and my knees are killing me!
> > Mick: How do you think I feel, I lost the sausage in the 3rd pub!!
> >

So wrong in so many ways, and yet, so bloody funny