Moto Guzzi Club of Queensland Forum

BEST EVER BLONDE JOKE?

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,

'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . . . .. .




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'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.'

Blondes Diary-----------------------------------------

January- Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February- Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels, what idiots, the bottles won't fit in the typewriter!

March- Got excited--finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months, box said 2-4 years.

April- I nearly died, I was trapped on an escalator for hours, the power went out!

May- Tried to make Kool-aid, wrong instructions, 8 cups of water won't fit into those tiny packets, idiots!

June- Wanted to waterski, but couldn't find a lake with a slope!

July- Lost breast stroke swimming race, the others cheated, they used their arms!!!!

August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm & it got swamped cause the soft top was down!

September- The Capital of California is 'C', isn't it?

October- I HATE SMARTIES!!!!!, so hard to peel!

November- Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days- instructions said 1hour per pound & I weigh 108, IDIOTS!

December_ Couldn't call 911-duh-there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!